I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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