I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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