Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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