More tranny stories later!
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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