Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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