Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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