Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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