I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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