if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
