Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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