ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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