I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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