Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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