she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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