Can Purell be used as lube?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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