I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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