Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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