Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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