miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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