they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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