i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
God, I missed his penis.
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