ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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