Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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