okay pat passed out under dana's car
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The adults are the big ones right?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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