New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I want to fling myself into the sun
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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