The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
