So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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