My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
God, I missed his penis.
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