Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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