HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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