This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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