apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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