Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
