Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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