And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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