it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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