angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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