we have officially lost it.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He keeps bees of course he's weird
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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