it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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