I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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