My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Sponge bath it is.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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