Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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