I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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