i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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