So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
PANTIES FOUND
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
