As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She bit a glass in half.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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