remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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