There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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