maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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