u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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