I need to stop coming to work sober
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Never underestimate the power of titties
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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