The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you win again, gameday.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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